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Leah and Erica have been best friends and have gone to the same Catholic school since just about forever. Leah spends so much time with the Nolan's―just Erica and her handsome father, now, since Erica's mother died―that she's practically part of the family.When the girls find something naughty under Mr. Nolan's bed, their strict, repressive upbringing makes it all the moreLeah and Erica have been best friends and have gone to the same Catholic school since just about forever. Leah spends so much time with the Nolan's―just Erica and her handsome father, now, since Erica's mother died―that she's practically part of the family.When the girls find something naughty under Mr. Nolan's bed, their strict, repressive upbringing makes it all the more exciting as they begin their sexual experimentation. Leah's exploration presses deeper, and eventually she finds herself torn between her best friend and her best friend's father―but even she couldn't have predicted the shocking and bittersweet outcome of their affair....

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Under Mr. Nolan's Bed Reviews

  • I ♥ Bookie Nookie (bookienookiereviews.blogspot.com)
    2019-05-19 00:41

    ORIGINAL REVIEW: 2011... see review of new version below.Ok, i feel like I need to go to church...I basically stayed up all night reading Under Mr. Nolan's Bed...WOW! Selena Kitt is the Queen of Smut...seriously. Besides the ick factor of the incest, this book was dirty and hot and wrong on so many levels, but it was a 4.5 star trash read for me. This book is one of those "dirty little secrets". You know you have one...this one, for instance, has been sitting on my "to read" shelf forever. It is definitely one of those you don't want anyone to know you have read--and that you liked it. You thank the Lord that Kindle was invented so no one can see the title and ask what it is about. Yes, it is definitely a guilty pleasure.It was chocked full of dirty hot sex, but there was actually a story there too *GASP*. I was totally shocked by the ending--didn't see that one coming at all! Good stuff! Honestly, I put off reading it so long because of the taboo topic, but it really was a great read...total smut, but do you really expect anything less from Selena Kitt?✳✳ Reviewed on I ♥ Bookie Nookie Reviews___________________________________________________If you like this type of book, you might enjoy one of these groups. Check us out!Menage ReadersErotic EnchantsBookie Nookie's Erotic Lending Group==============================REVIEW OF TEMPTATION: 2013There is no doubt about it; author Selena Kitt is the Queen of Taboo! I started reading Kitt’s stories back in 2010 and when it comes to taboo topics, her work is the gold standard, in my opinion.For the benefit of new readers, I feel it's necessary to give a brief history of how TEMPTATION was born. Under Mr. Nolan's Bed, often referred to as “UMNB,” was originally published in 2008. The pages contained a very naughty story of sexual exploration that involved a little girl-on-girl action and *gasp* incest. It was a hot little number and earned a 4/5 star rating from me, but the level of steam and the taboo nature of the book, may have been a little "much" for some readers. Selena Kitt is obviously a smart businesswoman. In an effort to appeal to the masses with this wildly popular story, Ms. Kitt recreated her masterpiece in 2010 and introduced the “slightly less naughty but no less sexy re-telling” of the taboo events that occurred in The Original UMNB and named it Plaid Skirt Confessions. This new and altered version took out the incest angle and made it more of a May/December type of romance. Sweet by Kitt standards, but still sexy!In 2010, Amazon decided to be the morality police and pull all incest related reading material from their site. Ms. Kitt knew that fighting that battle was futile and rolled with the changes in 2011 by taking a middle of the road approach by creating a story that wasn’t quite as taboo as The Original version and not as “tame” as PLAID SKIRT CONFESSIONS. Conforming to the new “no incest” rules at Amazon, she created Under Mr Nolan's Bed Revised and told a story of pseudo-incest where the characters were not of any blood relation, but still had that father/daughter type of relationship, so it was taboo-ish, but not illegal and fit right in with the new Amazon guidelines – CLEVER! When I want to read something that skirts the taboo, Selena Kitt is my “go-to” author, so, when I found out that she was planning an exciting trilogy based on one of my favorite stories, UMNB, I knew I had to have it! TEMPTATION is, by Ms. Kitt’s own description, a retelling of The Original with a “a richer experience with deeper secrets to reveal.” Having read the original, trust me when I say this: You will definitely want to read this updated version – although the bones of the story is basically the same, it is, in fact, a “richer experience.” In roughly 250 pages, we learn more about what drives the characters and we get a clearer picture of their lives and how they live. If you are an old Selena Kitt fan, rest assured that TEMPTATION contains all the naughty goodness that you have come to love about her work. This first installment in the UMNB Trilogy catapults the basic story (used in all the books previously mentioned) to the top of my taboo list. I am not typically one to re-read books, but each version of this story has unique elements that make them seem like different reads - each appealing to a variety of tastes. Kudos to author, Selena Kitt for revising, reinventing and reviving this delicious tale of lust and forbidden love. If you love the taboo, then you will love the first book, TEMPTATION, in this new trilogy, UNDER MR. NOLAN’S BED. ✳✳ Copy provided by the author/publisher for an honest review.✳✳ Reviewed on I ♥ Bookie Nookie Reviews___________________________________________________If you like this type of book, you might enjoy one of these groups. Check us out!Menage ReadersErotic EnchantsBookie Nookie's Erotic Lending Group

  • warhawke
    2019-04-20 19:45

    Genre: EroticaType:Book 1 of 3 from Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed seriesPOV:First Person - FemaleRating: 5 Golden CocksLeah and Erica Nolan had been best friends for a long time. With the amount of time Leah had been spending at the Nolan's she was practically family. But a discovery under Mr. Nolan's bed changed everything about their relationships.I read this book for the first time in 2014. It was the time when I was barely reading erotica and for whatever reason I can't remember decided to read this book. It was a shocker to say the least lol! I wasn't ready to embrace my perversion then (proven by my original review below - which I rather people not read it haha!), but this time around I shamelessly enjoyed every filthy moment. Her fingers moved in and out of my wetness and she lapped and sucked at my clit, making soft wet sounds between my legs.The book is pure porn, so I'm rating and reviewing it as such. If you like your reading to push your personal boundaries with dirty sex that makes you want to take a shower to scrub out the filth, this book will deliver.Some of the things that happened in the story were wrong (well at least according to standard social norm lol!) but that's what made it so hot. I'm happy to say I was thoroughly satisfied with zero guilt :p I’d gotten undressed in front of Erica a hundred times before, but she had never looked at me like this, her eyes full of a strange, hungry light.Under Mr. Nolan's bed is a story of sexual liberation and exploration. It would appeal to readers who aren't afraid to enjoy erotica for what it is. Note: My review is for the original uncensored banned version. It's not for the fainthearted lol!🐱 🍆 🐱 . . . (F)BR With Twinsie CC . . . 🐱 🍆 🐱 For more reviews/reveals/giveaways visit: Original review from March 30, 2014(view spoiler)[I will not rate this book since there were many versions and I think the one I have is the original one.But I will say this is not something I would want to read again. I thought I was open enough to handle the subject matter but good god.... that was a bit too much. My problem with this book is that it was just filthy. And that's about it. I've read other book that touched the same subject matter but it was written as a beautiful story not and erotica. This book was written to shock readers with the sexual elements and nothing else. There was no reason or redeeming quality in the characters/story. So if you like to read dirty disturbing stuff just for the sake of it, this one is for you. (hide spoiler)]["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>

  • Stacia (the 2010 club)
    2019-04-20 18:50

    Warning!If you have read any version of this story, you might want to revise your review to note WHICH version you've read because your feelings about the edition that you read may not reflect the version that your friends are viewing when they look at reviews for this book. When I search any edition of this book, ALL reviews for EVERY edition show - the incest version, the non-incest version, the high school version, the college version, the contemporary versions, the historical version, etc. So if you read the non-incest version and rated it highly, people might be looking at your review under the incest version and thinking that you're a fan of father-daughter sexy times (which is cool if you are; I just figured you might want to know in case you're not a fan). Just sayin'. Goodreads has dropped the ball with the consolidation of every version of this story under one listing. THE VERSIONS CAN BE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT, and I have rated different editions with different star ratings.I realized that I needed to revise my review after I decided to read books 2 and 3 of this series this week and was shocked to find out that the series books MOVED the time period from present day to the past. Talk about a surprise re-write!Case in point - all of these are versions of UMNB filed under the same GR page :Under Mr. Nolan's Bed (original incest/blood father version; high school age) - my rating : 2 starsUnder Mr. Nolan's Bed (revised stepfather version; age unknown) - I haven't read but think I might prefer stepfather to blood fatherPlaid Skirt Confessions (no incest, no relation version; college age) - my rating : 4 starsForbidden Fruit (I think this is a retitled and slightly edited version of PSC; college age) - my rating : 4 starsAnd then we get to...Temptation - Still considered a version of UMNB but is SET IN ANOTHER TIME PERIOD; historical mid 20th century with the same characters, instead of the contemporary setting like all of the other editions listed above. College age.The hell???Temptation is the only UMNB version that ties into books 2 and 3 of the series because books 2 and 3 are historical. I picked up book 2 of this series not realizing that the time period had changed. I'd already read UMNB in 3 different versions, so I figured - hey, I know this story backwards and forwards. I don't need to read a 4th version of book 1 in order to be able to pick up book 2. Right?Books 2 and 3 of this series, set in another time period, kind of sucked. But I will review those on another day. Maybe. Either way, make sure you're getting the version that you want to read because as you can see, I've rated this book EITHER 2 or 4 stars, depending on the version. I liked the hot sex (this book is porn without plot in any version, so prepare for a ton of sex and not much else...but I really enjoy how Kitt writes sex), both the f/f and the older man/younger woman scenes. It was all yummy. The incest, I didn't care for as much. That's why I rated the non-incest version higher. I'm going to go ahead and delete my review for Plaid Skirt confessions and add it to the end of this review, so I don't have two reviews listed for what GR is showing as the same book, even though UMNB and PSC are completely different, right down to the ending (open ending that might turn bad in one book vs. happy in another).Review for Under Mr. Nolan's Bed : 2 starsAdult review for taboo erotic content.Yet another book that I got sucked into because so many people were reading it and making a buzz over it. Before I go into the negatives, I'm going to say that this book was HOT and pretty darn good actually up until the last few chapters. I'm sure this book would be one that most men would loooove (barely legal fantasies, girl on girl, anyone?).Not going to spoiler tag the rest because if you read the summaries or just about any review this will be mentioned, and in all honesty, it's something you SHOULD know about before picking up the book.This book features father/daughter incest. Hardcore father/daughter incest.Yes, I get it. The book was a taboo book. The author specifically wrote it for the purpose of being a fantasy and nothing else. This wasn't supposed to be an after school special, or some sort of moral message. Some people like to read ultra crazy taboo, and it's almost not fair to rate the book poorly when this book fits a niche genre. I've even read other incest stories (and enjoyed a few of Ms. Kitt's, actually), so it's not that I can't handle incest. I just didn't care for it in this particular story.What frustrated me the most is that the incest took the focus off the main part of the story, which was about Leah and Mr. Nolan, who actually had a good thing going. There was no need for Erica (the daughter) to even get in the middle of that, especially when the scenes were snuck in almost out of nowhere near the end, and Leah went from wanting "her Mr. Nolan" to being okay with letting her friend join in with no previous mention of her wanting such a fantasy. It felt almost tacked on to me for shock value (I hate being manipulated into being shocked). I wanted Leah to get her happy ever after with Mr. Nolan, even if the age difference was huge between them.Review for Plaid Skirt Confessions : 4 starsThis book is the same (updated) book, except without the incest, so it was a huge winner for me. I loved it. There isn't much plot, but if you like steamy, this is the one for you. Selena Kitt knows how to write the scenes, and boy does she deliver in this book. May/December romances intrigue me because they often don't work, but in this book, I was rooting for it every step of the way. I think I missed out on seducing an older man when I was 18. Darn...should've gone for it at the time, hah!My only complaint is that the girls were aged to 20 in this version and put in college, which didn't work for me with the catholic schoolgirl thing going on. Is there any reason they couldn't have stayed 18? That is a completely legal age, and made the girls' lack of independence a little more believable.

  • Wanderlust
    2019-05-06 23:35

    Oh godI could of coped with the story until the incest.. i mean seriously I really enjoy F/F books so them getting it on was hot, I did not even mind her getting it on with the dad & then the girl separately, I did not mind the age gap at all. Then they all do it together, *shudder* i just... words fail me. The worst thing was that it was a like watching a car crash, i just could not stop reading! It was horrific but i just had to read it.. Then i read the ending...

  • CC
    2019-05-14 23:33

    5 Taboo Stars!! At 18 years old, Leah is a high school student who spends the majority of her time with her best friend, Erica. Due to natural teenage sexual curiosities, they discover what Erica’s father, Mr. Nolan, is keeping hidden under his bed. From that moment, a world of pleasure opens to Leah and she wants to experience it all. “Doesn’t it feel good to be bad?” I touched my lips, still wet with her juices, and nodded. I had to admit – it really did.”Mr. Nolan is a widower of five years raising his daughter on his own. Knowing his daughter and Leah are such good friends comforts him to a degree, but Leah is catching his attention in a new and dangerous ways. As the temptation becomes too great, Mr. Nolan and Leah succumb to their desire leading to scorching hot scenes.“Oh yes, fuck me, Mr. Nolan. Put that big, hard cock in my wet little cunt.” Just whispering the words, hearing them out loud, was beyond exciting.” In starting this Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed, I had certain expectations and this book delivered by exceeding on the forbidden and smut scale! To be clear, this particular version is the original and uncut story that delves into the taboo on so many wrong levels, but it’s also cringe-worthy in that what transpires is sexually erotic. With all that occurs in the relationships of these characters, the recurring theme is the exploration of being uninhibited despite societal conventions. This version may not be for everyone, but the author unabashedly embraces the forbidden and successfully pushes the boundaries, as nothing is off-limits. For those who are looking for a truly taboo story, Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed will keep you glued to the pages, fanning yourself and wondering what did I just read?! I highly recommend.*This was a (F)BR with Twinsie Hawkey!* For more reviews/reveals/giveaways visit:

  • Choko
    2019-04-25 23:52

    *** 3.65 *** OK, let's get this straight from the beginning - this book is not really erotica, it is porn in book form. So, if you are not interested in this genre, particularly a Taboo oriented porn, you should stay away from this book, you will find it to be exactly what it is meant to be, which is Smut, and might be tempted to rate it as a romance or something else altogether. I personally purchased it for the particular reason that I felt like reading some mindless smut, and this book fit the bill perfectly!!! It is about a young woman, she is in college, who is sexually attracted to her best friend's father and her road to discovering her sexuality. It is not tame, it will probably offend many with the eye rolling inducing taboo clichés and the way the supposedly 20 year old ladies acted like 13 year olds. It is not a love story or does it have any plot. What it is, is page after page of sexual masturbatory fantasies and dirty, raw sex. And if you get to read it expecting something else, then I can see being disappointed and would explain some of the lower ratings.However, since I went into this read with eyes wide open, I can honestly say that this book delivered on its promise of non-stop hormonally induced hot, drag down sex fest! And for what it is, it totally deserves its 4 star rating. Once again, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ IT IF you are not up to some mindless book Porn!!! It was not intended as anything else, so don't set your self up for disappointment. But if you and your partner enjoy some steamy reading before bed, well, this one might steam up the sheets:-)

  • Tink Magoo is bad at reviews
    2019-05-01 22:41

    I know what you're thinking ......but in my defense, I didn't actually read the version with incest, so that makes it much better (obviously). You would think this would be a winner with me - best friend's father stories are my drug, I love the age difference, the taboo aspect, the sneaking around, big pieces of man meat- it floats my boat, I'm a dirty perv. Sadly, this one is not going into my 'bean flicking bank'. Several things didn't work for me. The big one being (view spoiler)[the fact that he fucked another woman really hard (his words), just to try and forget the heroine (eye roll) and then did the same to the heroine an hour later in the bathroom right next to where the other woman was still sleeping in his bed.(hide spoiler)] that shit is nasty. And the whole F/F aspect was pretty shit here as well. Her friend was selfish and annoying. And there was more...than there was...which was a bit of a let down.But, a big thanks to Selene for finding this version for me.["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>

  • Shile loves books
    2019-05-11 19:38

    At this point is where i ask myselfWTF did i just readPorn that is well written. That ending Argrrrrrrrh!I will just leave this here:"Father?""Yes, my child. "He swallowed his words and cleared his throat. "Is that all?"I nodded, closing my eyes and lifting my sticky fingers to my mouth and tasting myself. "Yes.""Let's pray together."

  • Sophie
    2019-05-13 23:39

    OMFG!!!!Ok, breathe .... Urm, wow , this book was a complete shocker!! It started off a little strange, but after reading the first chapter you get into the rhythm of the book. This is some seriously smutty stuff. I didn't mind the first 3/4's as it was just as steamy as most eroticas and it seemed to have a good storyline, but then things start to get a little more taboo.. and the ending.. (Think the gif explains it all). Yep... that's all I'm gunna say... =D

  • I ♥ Bookie Nookie (bookienookiereviews.blogspot.com)
    2019-05-20 01:43

    There is no doubt about it; author Selena Kitt is the Queen of Taboo! I started reading Kitt’s stories back in 2010 and when it comes to taboo topics, her work is the gold standard, in my opinion.For the benefit of new readers, I feel it's necessary to give a brief history of how TEMPTATION was born. Under Mr. Nolan's Bed, often referred to as “UMNB,” was originally published in 2008. The pages contained a very naughty story of sexual exploration that involved a little girl-on-girl action and *gasp* incest. It was a hot little number and earned a 4/5 star rating from me, but the level of steam and the taboo nature of the book, may have been a little "much" for some readers. Selena Kitt is obviously a smart businesswoman. In an effort to appeal to the masses with this wildly popular story, Ms. Kitt recreated her masterpiece in 2010 and introduced the “slightly less naughty but no less sexy re-telling” of the taboo events that occurred in The Original UMNB and named it Plaid Skirt Confessions. This new and altered version took out the incest angle and made it more of a May/December type of romance. Sweet by Kitt standards, but still sexy!In 2010, Amazon decided to be the morality police and pull all incest related reading material from their site. Ms. Kitt knew that fighting that battle was futile and rolled with the changes in 2011 by taking a middle of the road approach by creating a story that wasn’t quite as taboo as The Original version and not as “tame” as PLAID SKIRT CONFESSIONS. Conforming to the new “no incest” rules at Amazon, she created Under Mr Nolan's Bed Revised and told a story of pseudo-incest where the characters were not of any blood relation, but still had that father/daughter type of relationship, so it was taboo-ish, but not illegal and fit right in with the new Amazon guidelines – CLEVER! When I want to read something that skirts the taboo, Selena Kitt is my “go-to” author, so, when I found out that she was planning an exciting trilogy based on one of my favorite stories, UMNB, I knew I had to have it! TEMPTATION is, by Ms. Kitt’s own description, a retelling of The Original with a “a richer experience with deeper secrets to reveal.” Having read the original, trust me when I say this: You will definitely want to read this updated version – although the bones of the story is basically the same, it is, in fact, a “richer experience.” In roughly 250 pages, we learn more about what drives the characters and we get a clearer picture of their lives and how they live. If you are an old Selena Kitt fan, rest assured that TEMPTATION contains all the naughty goodness that you have come to love about her work. This first installment in the UMNB Trilogy catapults the basic story (used in all the books previously mentioned) to the top of my taboo list. I am not typically one to re-read books, but each version of this story has unique elements that make them seem like different reads - each appealing to a variety of tastes. Kudos to author, Selena Kitt for revising, reinventing and reviving this delicious tale of lust and forbidden love. If you love the taboo, then you will love the first book, TEMPTATION, in this new trilogy, UNDER MR. NOLAN’S BED. ✳✳ Copy provided by the author/publisher for an honest review.✳✳ Reviewed on I ♥ Bookie Nookie Reviews___________________________________________________If you like this type of book, you might enjoy one of these groups. Check us out!Menage ReadersErotic EnchantsBookie Nookie's Erotic Lending Group

  • Isabella Francesca
    2019-04-18 17:34

    Edited: March 24, 2013 *added quotes from the books*Honestly, I don't really know how would I rate this one. Okay. So I read the blurb, a few reviews and I was so curious that I had to check it out!I gotta say, yes, the scenes were pretty hot. I was never a fan of the super older male/younger female pair (something with a really wide age gap, around 15-20 years? Although I did have some exception). It was just really weird for me. Also, this was my very first read on a F/F scene. I didn't really hate it but, I didn't love it either so, I guess that was okay for me. I can still go on with the story...HOWEVER, around 60-70% of the book, I was like: I was like "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!" I have read incest/taboo type of books. But this... this has got to be WAY BEYOND MY LIKING. Seriously. I was shocked but I have no idea why I kept on reading it. Maybe because I want to finish it so badly so I just went through with it. The book kinda have that quality - where in you wanna throw it away but your eyes are glued and you just. can't. stop.And the ending? OHMYWORD. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT.Okay, so I decided to add some quotes/dialogues. Read at your own risk!(view spoiler)["He came inside you, didn't he?""Yes." I remembered him jerking against me, coming so hard, filling me."Mmmm." She slid her fingers out of me and sucked them. "Then this is my daddy's cum.""Fuck me hard," she whispered, her hands in my hair. "Fuck me like he fucked you, Leah. Fuck me like my daddy fucked you.""Girls, no...""Daddy?" Erica felt her way toward me in the darkness, settling herself next to me between his thighs."Oh god," he groaned, and I could hear the pain in his voice. "Erica... please...""Think you can tell the difference between us?""Which one of us do you want to fuck, now?" "Leah... god...""Do you want to fuck your daughter... or her best friend?" I teased, crawling back toward them both. "Or maybe both of us? How about that?""This is... really... wrong,""Oh Daddy," Erica murmured from between his legs. "It feels so right...""Do you like that, Daddy?""Yes, baby... Daddy likes it... very much."And to wrap it up, here's the most weirdest scene I read:"You made my pussy so wet, Daddy, Want to feel?""Oh no, Erica, honey... please... this is... we can't...""Feel, Daddy. Feel how wet you made me.""Me, too.""Oh my god, Please... you two... we need to stop...""Don't you like me? Don't you think I'm pretty?""Oh baby, Of course I do... you're beautiful...""Don't you want me?"Leah...""Answer her. Do you want her?""Oh please," "Daddy?""Please, I want you so much...""Oh hell, Oh baby, yes... yes, I want you!""Oh Daddy!" "Oh Jesus! This can't be happening.""Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't your daughter's tight little pussy feel good wrapped around your cock?""Oh fuck, Leah, You are so bad..."P.S. The term "baby" is not IN ANY WAY A TERM OF ENDEARMENT. Yes folks, they are related. HA! (hide spoiler)]["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>["br"]>

  • Robert Beveridge
    2019-05-05 23:35

    Selena Kitt, Under Mr. Nolan's Bed (Excessica Publishing, 2008)I've been interested in Selena Kitt's stuff for a while now, but had never gotten around to reading any of her novel-length work until this. Actually, “read” is probably not quite the right description. Inhaled, maybe. Devoured. One way or the other, I burned through Under Mr. Nolan's Bed in a single sitting. I've spent the last year reading crappy kindle porn when I could have been reading this? What's wrong with me? I fell prey to the nostalgia thing, I guess; I figured if Olympia published it in the seventies it was probably better than what's being produced now. (In my defense, I have yet to come across a porn FILM made in the past twenty years that can hold a candle to any porn film from the seventies I've seen.) Oh, my, how wrong I was. Selena Kitt knows how to write sex. Does she ever. Leah and Erica have been best friends all their lives. Both are eighteen and go to Catholic school. Leah is an innocent, though she has a naughty fantasy every once in a while. She assumes Erica is the same way, until one day when they're supposed to be working on their senior project and Erica shows Leah the delights to be found under her father's bed. Not at all the kind of thing you expect to find under the bed of a devout Catholic. (You have fifteen seconds to come up with your own punch line.) Leah is shocked, at first, but then finds herself drawn to the things she sees. And as if experimenting with Erica weren't enough, Leah's really starting to wonder what it would be like to play around with Mr. Nolan...I mentioned in an earlier review today that sex writing all too often degenerates into repetitive depictions of repetitive acts. On the other side of that coin are some of the sillier porn novels I've read, which attempt to curb the repetition by making sure every sex scene is something entirely different. When you're writing a book with a lot of sex scenes, that can get amusing really quick. Kitt balances the best of both worlds—the sex is pretty well-grounded in reality and the characters aren't playing musical partners every other page, but she's more than capable of coming up with a plethora of ways to describe the same act, and she's quick enough to know what goes where (linguistically, you pervs) as Leah and Erica gain more experience in their sexual world.While this is—by an order of magnitude—the best erotica I've read all year, that's not to say it doesn't have a small handful of problems. The biggest of them may not even be a problem, depending on the author's intent, but I've been picking it apart seven ways to Sunday and I can't find any other explanation. And I probably wouldn't even consider it a problem were the rest of the book not structured so well. Unfortunately, having said all that, I can't tell you what it is, because going into those details would contain pretty much every spoiler there is to be spoiled in the book. I'll just say the book's closing paragraphs seem to be quite hypocritical, and I can't figure out whether the author intended same. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt given how well everything else is worked out here, but it still seems quite crass for a character who had engaged in some of the behaviors she had (no, not sexual behaviors, you pervs) to end up doing the one-eighty she does when a crucial piece of information is revealed. But, of course, whether that will be a problem for you is not a judgment call I can make; I'm not in your head. (Trust me, you don't want me there.) I can tell you that the sex is hot, and it's pretty much nonstop despite there actually being a plot here. Quite possibly the best porn novel I've ever read. Not deathless literature, mind you, but it's obvious Selena Kitt is aware of literature outside the world of the stroke-book and lets it influence her. That is, perhaps, the most surprising thing here, and it's wonderful. *** ½

  • Glass
    2019-05-19 22:27

    I don't even know how to rate this book... It's too fucked up. At first you're so turned on and in the other you just want to throw up, but you can't stop readaing.

  • Katherine
    2019-05-02 00:41

    Selena Kitt, Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed. (eXcessica Publishing, 2008)This is NOT for those weak at the heart.I have to say, it just surprised me at each page turned.(view spoiler)[In the beginning, I thought Leah would be the innocent and shy girl, and Erica, the bad girl that was going put her best friend in her father’s bed… Almost.It turned out to be that Leah wasn’t that innocent. And she was the one to put Erica in there. (Not that Erica weren’t willing to it) All characters have so much chemistry between them. I could almost feel it almost touched it.The fact of the incest it was a kind of turn off to me before I read the book. But I sucked it up, and read it anyway. I’m still no sure about the wholeDaddy’s little girlthing but I think I handled very well. What baffles me the most was the fact that he-Mr. Nolan-really loved Leah and was ready to fight for her. To keep her, and stay with her. Now I just wonder what kind of love was that…The two girls grow up so much, get as mature and as adult as they can at eighteen. All the sex scenes left me short of air. It were so nicely detailed that I could picture exactly in my head. A lot of passion running within this triangle.Scorching sex scenes aside, there was a history and I couldn’t stop reading until the last page. And the end… What A twist. I guess nobody saw it coming.I gave it four stars, though I would like to be 5, but the end was a little open. I have no idea if she’s going confess, and come back to his house, or will she forget about him? What about her relationship with Erica? So many possibilities were left that a sequel would be awesome. (hide spoiler)]

  • Heather the Queen of (Smut)Books
    2019-04-29 21:28

    Ummmmm. There's a party in my pants and I'm only a wee bit ashamed of it. Holy shit. I previously read one of the revised versions of this book and while very smutty....this version (The OG gangster version found on Google Play) is the cremé de la cremé of dirty, bad, wrong smut. We got F/F, M/F, F/F/M and F/M/F and Daddy incest x 2. This book should come with a warning label. Fuck. I was not expecting that shit. This book is straight Fap City. Selena Kitt is like Alexa Riley x 1000. This is straight up book porn and IT IS NOT soft by any means. So enter at your own risk. Be afraid, be very afraid or.....not. Absolutely no judgement here *hangs sweaty head in shame*My fingers hurt. Damn.

  • Jodi Bibliophile
    2019-04-21 00:27

    SELENA KITT IS MY PORN!!I read the original copy of this book so I have no idea if this book was much different but the original was fucking filthy as fuck and is my wank bank book!It's incest and I don't give a fuck! The taboo the better!After this book I've gone on a proper Selena Kitt binge and hope she brings some more 'banned books' out!

  • EllaReese
    2019-05-17 17:50

    Review for the ORIGINAL versionTalk about taboo. I feel so dirty after reading this. I need a shower or to go to confession or something to cleanse myself of how much I like something so wrong. There’s girl on girl, daddy on daughter, a pretty big age gap, Catholic school girls, and a little ménage. I like the pseudo-incest, banging the stepbrother books, but this is on a whole different level. Note that I read and am reviewing the original Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed which contains a whole lot of incest. It’s unsettling to know just how much I liked it. This should be added to a list called “books to masturbate to.”It amazes me how Selena Kitt can write the filthiest sex but still not be over the top or silly. This is basically porn in written form. There’s an actual plot, which is different than a lot of other smut, and there’s a ton of raunchy and definitively taboo sex. The ending was a huge shocker. Kinktastic and totally taboo. Review for TEMPTATION (Revised version)I read Temptation after reading the original version of Under Mr. Nolan’s Bed. Much of the dialogue is exactly the same, but it’s been revised to make the girls slightly older, and it now takes place in the 1950s. It has removed the most incestuous parts, but it’s still just as smutty. There’s still a big shocker at the end, but with the continuation of the series in Confession, it doesn’t have the same finality that the original version did. I would recommend either version. Although Temptation is not quite as taboo, it’s still very kinky. Definitely a guilty pleasure.

  • L-D
    2019-05-10 21:53

    Usually I try to be fairly eloquent in my reviews, but I think I can sum up this review in two words: 1) Ick. 2) Gross.Okay, I basically admit that I'm a bad person. I KNEW this book was about incest because it's pretty clear in the description and in all the warnings. I can try to convince myself that the only reason I finally broke down and read this is because it was a Nook lendable book that I got FREE from a friend.... But if I have to be completely honest with myself, the main issue is, you know that whole curiosity killed the cat adage...? Meeeee-ow. The book was actually pretty good and very erotic up until the final few chapters where it took a turn for the worst. Leah is Erica Nolan's best friend and they find some steamy porn under Mr. Nolan's bed. There's some F/F action (not really my thing, but I can see how that would entice some), but the heat cranks up a notch when Leah catches Mr. Nolan watching some movies. I think the whole relationship between Leah and Nolan would've been enough to keep me interested in the book. I thought it was pretty hot, and there was an element of forbidden fruit, given the fact that Leah just turned 18 and Mr. Nolan is her best friend's dad.When the whole incest issue came into play, however, I just felt totally grossed out. There's really no better way to describe it. It didn't even make sense in the plot, how something like that could even happen. I mean, really, WTF is wrong with Mr. Nolan? He instantly morphed from a hot, sexy, older man to a totally nasty piece of work that should be visited by child services. Just totally gross. I need to take a shower - I just feel dirty. I know there is a milder version of the book out there called Plaid Skirt Confessions, where there is no incest involved. But oh noooo, I just HAD to see what all the hype was about. I just couldn't let it go. And now these images will be burned in my brain forever. This is my punishment for being a bad person.

  • NhaughtyV says Damn the Zon Save the Reviews
    2019-05-18 18:38

    FYI...this tech challenged reader downloaded the edited version of this book. This is NOT, I repeat NOT the same as . I will be reading that version as well, but just wanted anyone reading this to understand that I am reviewing the 'REVISED'version. That being said, this book is HAWT!! Like stick my naughty parts in a tub of ice 'cause they are on FIRE!!! I usually bookmark my fav naughty parts, but there are WAY WAY WAY too many to bookmark...the entire book is a VERRA HAWT AND VERRA NAUGHTY READ!! Leah and Erica have been best friends forever. They share EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING!! The girls are 18 years old and seniors at a catholic school (yes, we get to enjoy the 'little school girl outfit' fantasy). One day, Erica takes her best friend into her stepdad's (Mr. Nolan) room and shares what's 'Under Mr. Nolan's Bed'...a stash of naughty pics and videos. The girls watch and begin to try out these naughty images on each other...and it doesn't stop w/each other...soon Mr. Nolan joins in...and readers, it gets really, really, hawt from there. If you are easily offended, well, you shouldn't be reading erotica to begin with...nuff said.I highly recommend this book, revised or not, and will be reading the non-edited in the near future!! Will give one more warning...don't read this at work (even if you are on break)...people tend to look at you funny when you are clutching your boobs & panting hard!! Hee Hee!

  • Stephy
    2019-05-10 00:26

    OMG!! WTF!! I think I said that about every page. This book is not for the faint at heart and it has taken me a year to get brave enough to read, but once I picked it up I couldn't put it down. I read the whole book in on setting, if you don't count when put it down to dance around in shock. (view spoiler)[ I really like the relationship between Mr. Nolan and Leah and really wanted a happy ending for them. I really liked how he was will to fight to have her. The incest was way to much at times but I found it interesting that Leah was sleeping with both Father and daughter and they didn't seem to mind sharing her after Erica go over the shock. The ending, well like Leah I just knew. From the pictures, to how he said she looked like her mother the night they went out, to what Leah said about her mother speaking of Mr. Nolan. It just seemed to fit. I bet at that moment she really thought she was being punished. My only problem was too much was left hanging in the end. Everyone wants to know what happens to the trio but I also wonder where is Leah's other dad when all this is going on, did he know she was Rob's child.(hide spoiler)]

  • Unapologetic_Bookaholic
    2019-04-20 00:34

    Under Mr. Nolan's Bed by Selena KittWhat made this a great erotic novel was how well written it was. Because let's face it there are only so many ways you can lick something. Hehe. I love when an erotica author can write pages of sex and make it hot and fun to read.Leah and Erica are young girls who attend a Catholic school, and are best friends. Leah spends a lot of time at Erica Nolan's and eventually Erica clues Leah into what is under her dads bed. His porn stash. They have the afternoons alone and basically go from innocently exploring their bodies to full fledged sexual fulfillment. They are both virgins so the beginning of the book has quite a bit of masturbation, that leads to girl on girl oral. The sexual evolution for Leah comes (pun intended) one late night she catches Mr. Nolan in the act. I like good characters if I can't have a good plot to go along with it, fine. Give me a character to enjoy. Leah develops and her sexual appetite is a pleasure to read about. Anyone older might not have been believable but her naivety and insatiable needs made me fall in love with her. I basically forgave everything she did in search her for next orgasm, lol.  

  • Lee Anne - OMG! It's TOOOOO Cold!
    2019-05-15 23:53

    This is a revised edition of the original story Under Mr. Nolan's Bed. I've actually read all three versions of this story. There were many changes to this book from the original. Some of the changes I liked and others I'm not sure about. I don't remember the original being set in the 1960's. This one definitely was. At first I wasn't sure how I felt about it, but after reading the entire story I realize it actually adds to the story. it makes it better.There were many scenes added to this one. It helped add to the temptation and tension between Mr. Nolan and Leah.The biggest change...the ending! Oh boy! What an ending we have here! I can't wait to read the next one. I have to know how this turns out! No, I'm not telling the ending! You'll have to read it to find out!I received a copy of this from the author in exchange for an honest review.

  • Jo * Smut-Dickted *
    2019-05-06 01:47

    I have to say Selena Kitt is the ONE author who can get my juices flowing with a F/F scene. I tend to prefer M/M, M/F/M, M/M/F or M/F or some variation but the common theme is one F! Ms. Kitt can write sex that's gritty but not too out there. Sometimes controversial I absolutely know that anytime I click on one of her stories in my kindle I must have all my other *items* close by. If you're looking for a good story that will get you heated up look no further!

  • Kaisa
    2019-04-21 19:52

    What the.... heee..??I must've misread the synopsis or something. I.... paid for this.Dear lord.

  • Vanessa
    2019-05-09 22:25

    2.5 WTF Did I Just Read Stars?!OMG! Why?! Maybe if I scrub my brain hard enough, I will get the disturbing images that this book conjured up out of my head. I am ALL for taboo. But, my God, one taboo is enough. There were like three here and the two side ones....just no. I couldn't go there. This book is ALL sex!!! I mean, the entire thing. And hey, I showed up for a hot book, let's be real, so it's cool, but I wanted some more story and character development. The few moments that we got of it were actually pretty good. Oh, and by the way? No sexual act should ever take place on a toilet....EVER!!!! The toilet is never, ever sexy so just....don't go there!Ends in a cliffy too.. yeah, they actually stopped screwing for a few pages in order to tell some story and end in a huge cliffy. And my dumb ass will probably read it one day because now I wanna know. Bottom line, I showed up for the taboo of a girl and her best friend's dad. I am not into F/F and...I am pretty sure that I am going to hell along with this author for the parts with the priest! Although...I have some theories there...I heard that the second book in this series is a lot better, so I am going to give it a try, at some point. ;)

  • Melanie♥
    2019-05-19 00:53

    I received a copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.I have read both previous versions of this story and that may be why I rated it 3 stars rather than 4.The time period is a difficult one for me to enjoy. The Happy Days vibe combined with an erotic, taboo story line was a bit discomforting.But despite that, it's Selena Kitt and you know you are going to get a hot story that pushes the boundaries. That I DO like.Honestly, I am looking forward to the next book in the trilogy. All the content of the original (and the less taboo re-write) was revisited in this first book, so Confession will be completely new territory.There are some subtle but important differences in the stories and I am curious to see how they play out.Whether you read the original Under Mr. Nolan's Bed or the more PC Plaid Skirt Confessions, I think you should revisit Leah and Rob in this new telling and find out where Selena is taking them next.

  • Aimie
    2019-05-05 01:31

    Holy Crap! If you love erotica, then you'll love this!This was a lovely shock to the system! The sex scenes were some of the best I have ever read - but not for the faint hearted.[image error]A super steamy read about 2 Catholic girls discovering sex and exploring it, and each other to the max! Being bad was a slippery slope. I found myself slipping, and I couldn't seem to stop it.I feel obliged to pre-warn you that this book does contain a certain level of 'incest' - A daughter and Step-father. Also includes f/f, f/f/m and f/m scenes - you literally do get it all!

  • Michele ~ la Smoocherina
    2019-04-25 21:53

    Wow!, just wow! I read this book because the reviews had me intrigued. A father/daughter as part of a threesome. If a father and son shared a woman, or if a mother and daughter shared a man, it would be seen as erotic. This is a father daughter combo, sharing a woman, and here's the part that will be upsetting to most. They share each other. It was still very erotic. The ending shocked me. Why was it okay to have sex with his daughter, but once Leah finds out she's his, she falls apart. I still found the book very erotic and had me asking a lot of questions.

  • Michael Dunellen
    2019-04-28 20:48

    I didn't quite understand why this one was so controversial.Leaving aside the ending, I just didn't connect with it. The first sex scene was fine. But the rest of it - and there was a lot - just got really repetitive.I am actually surprised I didn't see the ending coming. It was pretty obvious when you thought about it. I certainly wasn't shocked.I won't recommend this one to anyone and now that I understand that this is the first book in a trilogy I don't ever intend to getting around to finishing it.

  • .Lili.
    2019-04-23 21:50

    [image error]Uhm, yeah...I don't know what heck I read. If you're looking for well written smut- then this one is for you ;)