Lance Sidesaddle - Old West Private InvestigatorSix Western Noir Short StoriesLancelot Sidesaddle is a man in a time warp. His style of dress and personal values are those of the 1850s American West. Hisprivate investigator office, in a long-gone flophouse above Whiskey Row in Prescott Arizona, does not exist today.But if you find his doorway across from Courthouse Plaza aLance Sidesaddle - Old West Private InvestigatorSix Western Noir Short StoriesLancelot Sidesaddle is a man in a time warp. His style of dress and personal values are those of the 1850s American West. Hisprivate investigator office, in a long-gone flophouse above Whiskey Row in Prescott Arizona, does not exist today.But if you find his doorway across from Courthouse Plaza and climb the stairs, you'll travel back in time 160 years, to an era when ladies wore long bustled skirts, the stagecoach traveled four days to Phoenix, and gold prospecting and cattle rustling were active on the high plateau.Scenes From the Old West with a Jigger of WryShort Excerpt from Love Her Wicked Little SchemesAs I walk tiredly back to Ol' Paint, a note on the windshield flaps in the fitful night breeze. Most likely a thank-you from the cops for busting her little scheme wide open. They're good ole boys, but they have a few issues about accepting help.Well, it's a love note alright, but it says T-I-C-K-E-T on the top and involves a friendly chat with the nice judge downtown. Parking on the wrong side of the street. Indeed. Resolutely I shoulder my burden - just one more lesson in humility. But then I wonder again why it is - every time I meet a gal I could really go for, she's just about to be arrested? Alone again in the dark, I nonetheless feel the warm glow of satisfaction, the sense of lending a helping hand, the humble pride of the unsung hero.The girl is gone, but her devious plan has been foiled. Preskitt, town that I love, will pass another night in peaceful slumber.About Sir Lancelot SidesaddleLance drives an old Chevy V8 pickup he calls Ol' Paint, due to the flaking primer that adorns those parts of the body that are not rust-colored. He sometimes calls it a Dodge, because that sounds more Western. It's a 4X4, but it's only running on seven cylinders. Much like our boy, Lance.Lance never realizes he's the butt of all jokes. If he did, he would take it philosophically, a word he is still learning how to spell. But through all his goofs and pratfalls, Lance never loses his good humor and his willingness tohelp his fellow citizens....
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If I can stop laughing I’ll write a review. This book is HILARIOUS! I loved it.Lance Sidesaddle is a PI, who, if he was any smarter could be considered dumb. He’s an absolute hoot to follow around. He’s always getting himself into some type of trouble that leads to his solving the mystery.Lee Baldwin is witty on every turn, and if you don’t read each paragraph carefully, you’ll likely miss two or three of the jokes. I seriously don’t even know how a person could write that many knee slappers. Excellently written, it’s six quick blasts of pure fun!YOU’VE GOT TO READ THIS BOOK!!Some of my favorite lines from this book are: (Well, I was going to shorten this list because it seems long, but I don’t have the heart to cut any of them. They’re all just too good.) Cops t’other night said my beloved vehicle was unbelievably loud. I offered to make it more believable, but they weren’t having any. Well, about a dozen years ago, I heard Preskitt described as a wonderful modern village lacking an idiot. I made it a point to get here first.One deep, soulful look into those sparkling blue orbs and a guy could hear wedding bells. I plug my ears,My pummelers leap aside in a flurry of curses not suitable for a family publication. “Don’t mention it,” she says. “I like a man who can express his inner terror.”The scars on my calf from her trained attack ferret,I snarl with unshaven masculine innuendo.
: Lance Sidesaddle, Private Investigator (Kindle Edition)This book is mix of different story. Mr Baldwin gave me the book to read and i did . Here is lance the main man he is a old time P Iwhen Arizona was in the early cow boy era. You will love the book form the start. Lance does stuff you would not thinkhe would do Mr Sidesaddle live in the desert with a old pant truck he call it paint because it need a good paint job.the first story a lady want him to find out why her hubby is acting up she thinks he having a affair and she want to know with who and why well she leaves 3 number on something what is it the other story are more interesting and then you will get into the book lance gets beat up and then jumps back up and starts againI LIKE THE BOOK AND THEN I COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN TILL I FINISHED IT WAS A E BOOK AND T HEN I WILL BE GLAD THAT I LOVEALL KINDS OF BOOKS JUST READ AND CHECK IT OUT